urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:smiley_cthulhu An online journal smiley_cthulhu 2004-08-08T01:05:49Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:smiley_cthulhu:1394 2004-08-08T01:01:28Z 2004-08-08T01:05:49Z This is a sad time children. An Icon of debauchery and drug use has passed away into that never never. Yes Rick James, the man who taught us unequivocally that cocaine is indeed, "A hell of a drug!". He left us just yesterday and we will miss him very much and always be grateful for the example of fucked up hilarity he gave us. I hereby command all My bitches - and you know who you are - to dedicate the remainder of this month to Mr. James and his memory. Living every day as he would have. Whomever does the best job of this will get tied to the bed for a week and sodomized with a broom by Yours Truly. I'm Madame Sucre bitches! It's a time of mourning. <br />Mme. S urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:smiley_cthulhu:1025 2004-01-24T04:32:07Z 2004-01-24T04:33:09Z Johnny Haywire speaking.<br /><br />My latest interviews are in the editing stage right as we speak. Hopefully, before this next week is out, one or both of them will be released. The plan is to start releasing one a week or so, with other stories and entries in between.<br /><br />If you wanna see a particular celebrity interviewed, then please drop us a line at Johnny Haywire speaking.<br /><br />My latest interviews are in the editing stage right as we speak. Hopefully, before this next week is out, one or both of them will be released. The plan is to start releasing one a week or so, with other stories and entries in between.<br /><br />If you wanna see a particular celebrity interviewed, then please drop us a line at <a href="mailto:smiley_cthulhu@excite.com">our addy.</a><br /><br />There <u>are</u> other journalists that will be making their appearance soon. Buffy awaits. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:smiley_cthulhu:904 2004-01-19T05:56:35Z 2004-01-19T05:56:35Z Big Rico wants you to know that we at Smiley Cthulhu have set up a couple of friends on our friends page. <br /><br />We also have cleared out our mailbox at smiley_cthulhu@excite.com<br /><br />Drop us a line if you want someone specific interviewed, or if you think you would like to write alongside Johnny, Buffy and the gang.<br /><br />TL urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:smiley_cthulhu:479 2004-01-14T12:59:22Z 2004-01-14T13:05:29Z Johnny Haywire: Hello there, I'm Johnny Haywire, host<br />of Totally Fake Celebrity Interviews. Here's our<br />guest.<br /><br />Anne Rice: Hello, Johnny. I'm Anne Rice.<br /><br />JH: Fascinating.<br /><br />AR: Yeah....I'm a prolific writer and personally<br />responsible for one of the goofiest and most annoying<br />trends among America's youth today: Goth.<br /><br />JH: Wow. I mean, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. How does someone<br />as intelligent as you obviously are come up with such<br />a noisome concept?<br /><br />AR: It just happened. I was taking a break from<br />writing erotica, when my husband heard me lament the<br />lack of good vampire fiction. He challenged me to<br />write some myself, and the Interview with the Vampire<br />was born.<br /><br />I was feeling silly then, so I wrote The Vampire<br />Lestat, with possibly one of the stupidest premises<br />ever.<br /><br />JH: Quite possibly. But the fans?<br /><br />AR: The fans loved them. They ate them up. They went<br />completely batshit, excuse the pun.<br /><br />JH: How do you feel about the gothic movement?<br /><br />AR: I like some of the music, and there are a few good<br />stories here and there, but my god, the 'goths'<br />themselves.<br /><br />If I had known that my taking pen to paper would cause<br />such a deluge of mincing fancy boy assholes in velvet,<br />I'd have stuck with my first love, lesbian nun<br />bondage.<br /><br />JH: I see.<br /><br />AR: Do you remember the Saturday Night Live episode<br />where Bill Shatner went all Godzilla on the trekky<br />convention? I feel like that all the fucking time.<br /><br />It's gotten to the point, I hate to go to conventions.<br />Or book signings. Or the grocery store. Everyone's all<br />'when is the next book coming out?' or 'Is this<br />vampire related to that witch?' or 'Ma'am, you can't<br />take 12 cartloads of hair care products through the<br />10-items-or-less lane." It's really fucking insane.<br /><br />JH: So, what's next for Anne Rice?<br /><br />AR: I just had a book come out, I don't think we've<br />mentioned that yet. Everyone should get a copy of<br />that. [laughter] But, really, then I get rid of your<br />monkey ass, I'm going to go take tea with Marilyn<br />Manson.<br /><br />JH: What's he like? We're trying to set up an<br />interview with him.<br /><br />AR: He looks quite different in person. I mean, he<br />takes off all that makeup and he's a 52-year-old black<br />man. I probably shouldn't have told you that.<br /><br />JH: Well, I certainly won't tell anyone else.<br /><br />AR: Thank you. See that you don't.<br /><br />JH: No, Ms. Rice, thank you. You have been a delight<br />and a generous hostess.<br /><br />AR: Get out of my goddamn house. Now.<br /><br />JH: And that concludes this episode of Totally Fake<br />Celebrity Interviews. As always, I'm Johnny Haywire.<br />Goodnight.